Area 51

area51newmexico · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:09 pm Post subject: The Wishing Well

Quote: Welcome to the Wishing well, I hope you'll all enjoy.
The object here to make a wish, that no one can destroy.
For if your wish remains to stand, when evil minds are through.
It is my wish upon your wish, that it may soon come true.
One person wishes. The next must grant it, but also try to find a way to negate the wish with a condition created or related to the wish.

So for example,
Poster 1: I wish for peace on earth

Poster 2: Granted! But there are no humans left alive!

I wish for good grades at school

Poster 3: Granted! But your school is destroyed by space aliens, before you have chance to hand in your super-good course work

I wish for.....

So my turn:

I wish for land full of kittens

aalpha · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:23 am Post subject:

Granted!! But they are all spayed or neutered and die out.

I wish I could shape shift and infiltrate anything anywhere.
(Iran's nuke stuff)

area51newmexico · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:06 pm Post subject:

Granted! But by doing so you alter the fabric of reality and the world falls apart.

I wish for the ability to eat as much chocolate as I wany without getting fat.

aalpha · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:52 am Post subject:

Granted!! Not only do you not get fat but your figure becomes the most perfect shape and contours ever known.
But you keep scores of blistering red zits on your face at all times. :P

I wish I could talk anybody into doing anything.

area51newmexico · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:11 pm Post subject:

Granted! However you get bored to death as you never have to do anything for yourself.

I wish to be able to travel around the world in an instant.

alienator · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire

Granted! However the time machine is broke...

I wish I was going on holiday.

aalpha · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:14 am Post subject:

Granted!! Now you're stuck on the runway for 18 hours and the toilet is out of order.

I wish I could invent a radio camera that could take pictures in the ocean with the same clarity as a Nikon D3 at a family reunion. No depth is too deep. You can spot a dime in the deepest sea.

area51newmexico · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:49 pm Post subject:

Granted! But the camera is eaten by a sea monster!

I wish I could watch any movie I wanted, whenever I wanted

alienator · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire

Granted! But I can't give you a choice

I wish I could eat anything I wanted without gaining weight

aalpha · Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:29 am Post subject:

Granted!! But now your taste buds go numb.

I wish I had a team of elite commando cats who could follow my voice commands via receivers on collars and could carry out any task I give them. And they can talk.

area51newmexico · Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:39 pm Post subject:

Granted! The cats follow your every word but sleep 23hrs a day!

I wish for more wishes!

alienator · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire

Granted! But they are not unlimited

I wish for my dream car

area51newmexico · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject:

Granted! But it has no engine so it sits on your driveway and rusts.

I wish for 1 million pounds!

alienator · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire

Granted! butyou have to give me half :D

I wish for it to snow

aalpha · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:00 am Post subject:

Granted!! Now I can't decide between "it is only 1/8th of an inch deep" or "it's 15 feet deep just when terrain above the 40th parallel goes into the latest ice age."

kkkk - the 1/8th inch one. Happy sledding!!! :P