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  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:16 pm   Subject: Joke of the day
this is kinda bad taste and i have nothing agains Obama but this made me laugh:

they said if a black man was elected president pigs would fly, sure enough 100 days into his presidency, swine flu
  Topic: Offensive Ads - CCTV Anti-Gay Ad
Ashrak

Replies: 6
Views: 1823

PostForum: Polls   Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:27 pm   Subject: Offensive Ads - CCTV Anti-Gay Ad
i said this was highly offensive, many of my gay friends (and myself) wish to someday have families, and from what i've read, gay parents are just as good at parenting as straight parents, i've also h ...
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:58 am   Subject: Joke of the day
the sexiest way to hear your IP address (adult ish)

http://www.moanmyip.com/
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:51 am   Subject: Joke of the day
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says ...
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:11 am   Subject: Joke of the day
3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has ...
  Topic: Clone yourself?
Ashrak

Replies: 18
Views: 3811

PostForum: Polls   Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:46 pm   Subject: Clone yourself?
i would, but prolly only once...i've always wanted a sibling so it would be a cool chance to get one...
  Topic: Youtube!
Ashrak

Replies: 110
Views: 27902

PostForum: Entertainment   Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:26 am   Subject: Youtube!
one of the funnier videos i have seen in a while http://youtube.com/watch?v=-VXnXs6Tay0
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:54 pm   Subject: Joke of the day

THE BIG QUESTION

*She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)

if a woman ever asks me this i plan to respond "i dont know, let me take a step back and take it all in...", how many points is that?
  Topic: London 2012 Olympics Logo
Ashrak

Replies: 21
Views: 4540

PostForum: Polls   Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:29 am   Subject: London 2012 Olympics Logo
my theory: the newest inkblot test devised by the British government...

i too prefer the first one that helen posted, though the 4th one is pretty cool too
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:14 pm   Subject: Joke of the day
a quick gay joke:

three gay guys were walking down the street debating who had the biggest penis, they eventually get thirsty and stop at a pub, yet they continue their debate. The bartender offer ...
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:19 am   Subject: Joke of the day
lol....i've heard them but their always good... the first one was inferring that the wife cheated on the husband with the mailman, and its the mailmans kid...
hope that helps skorpz
  Topic: Joke of the day
Ashrak

Replies: 240
Views: 50632

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:44 pm   Subject: Joke of the day

Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came u ...
  Topic: Band Geeks
Ashrak

Replies: 4
Views: 1879

PostForum: Comedy   Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:12 am   Subject: Band Geeks
this is great...most certainly going to show this to all of my bandy friends.....
  Topic: White Christmas
Ashrak

Replies: 11
Views: 2424

PostForum: Polls   Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:59 am   Subject: White Christmas
it doesn't snow on xmas every year... but its been more than once or twice so did other....i dont care if it snows the rest of the year...but i've always liked a snowy xmas
  Topic: Female Priests
Ashrak

Replies: 6
Views: 1705

PostForum: Polls   Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:45 am   Subject: Female Priests
i dont know y there shouldn't be... priest are in short supply and lessening each year...if they dont figure out how to get more people involved, theres not gonna be any1 to preach....which caues a bi ...
 
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