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Read the thread fools.
Cool story, bro.
12%
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LOL, I'm the faggot!
12%
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I <3 Av
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I deem this poll acceptable.
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A Friday Poll.... on Friday?!
25%
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I don't even know why I bother clicking...
50%
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I hate people who waste texts
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Flashing lights and glowing beacons (Also, Other.)
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AVARiCE
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:10 pm    Post subject: Friday Poll: On a Friday?! Reply with quote

Minty you 'tard, this week I actually had a Friday poll sorted from about 8am.

Also, accompanying story. Today's poll: People wasting texts. Rawr.

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Today, as with every Friday, I woke up at 6.30 and set snooze until 6.40. Having been dead from the previous Thursday those ten minutes are bless.

Anywho, I crawled out of bed at 6.45 (I spend another five minutes with my eyes open scratching my backside and preparing myself for the onslaught of life) and got changed. I then went for a poo, had breakfast, did my hair (deliberate wording - I await Minty's tragic response) and sprayed aftershave before leaving the house.

After a 1.7 mile walk (thank you Google Maps) I get to the tube station, go one stop and get a bus to school.

The above, coupled with the fact that I'm a miserable asshole all make it pretty clear that in the mornings I don't want to be disturbed. This has been offset even further by the little year sevens who think that saying "Hi" every time they see me on public transport is standard procedure.

Today was the usual, and I'm even going to be nice and protect the ignorant. I got off at the other side of the station and was on my way to the bus stop when a certain member of this forum was walking to the same bus stop from the other side. I occasionally see this forum member here because... just because. I actually smiled at my fellow forumite as they passed me, but because of their glomping faggotry they didn't see me. So I stood at the bus stop (well, to the side) with the forumite about 5 yards away. The other forumite then moved about 10 yards away hiding their face.

The icing on the cake came a second letter (later?) when I received a text. You can see where this is going.

As their bus came they FINALLY turned to face me, at which point I tried to explain that I smiled earlier, gave up and called racism.

Then we got on separate buses to our varied destinations and the world was whole again.

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~ AVARiCE
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AVARiCE wrote:
did my hair (deliberate wording - I await Minty's tragic response) and sprayed aftershave before leaving the house.

Did you shave, boy? Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better than last week, I have to say. Although after hearing this story earlier today, it was kinda repetitive. Need some OC, dude.

And what year 7's bother saying high? Normally they just try to bite people's knee's or something.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Av wrote:

The other forumite then moved about 10 yards away hiding their face.


Hiding their face? - wasn't Bauble by any chance was it ? Laughing


Av wrote:

did my hair (deliberate wording - I await Minty's tragic response) and sprayed aftershave before leaving the house.


Tragic.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so you want to be left alone and maybe even ignored by others in the morning but its fine if you acknowledge others..?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whufc88 wrote:
so you want to be left alone and maybe even ignored by others in the morning but its fine if you acknowledge others..?


Yes, we've already established Av uses women logic, he said already that he 'did his hair' Very Happy
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