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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:04 am    Post subject: Come again Reply with quote

Ok I have to ask...


HOW ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm


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Am I not thinking outside the box ?



Ok, i'm going to have to stop the euphemisms here before I get in too deep.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
HOW ?


use your imagination....Would you like me to draw you a picture?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I did...


Ok police officer is stood up.

He too is stood up.


What did he do? grow 5 feet and become like granite and try to club her to death?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some have suggested that rape is as much sexual as hitting some one with a baseball bat is baseball, or hitting them with a frying pan is cooking. They see it as an act of violence regardless of the weapon being a penis, bat, or pan.

To a significant amount I see their point, it *is* more an act of violence than a sex act. I guess this guy couldn't find a suitable club so he used the next best thing, no pun intended. Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aalpha wrote:

I guess this guy couldn't find a suitable club so he used the next best thing, no pun intended. Razz Laughing


So his fists weren't available then?

Much better reach ( in range and what you can hit ) , much more leverage, bone content improving their solidity...

Am I the only one who... ...nevermind...
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