The Wishing Well

area51newmexico · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject:

Granted! But no-one believes your stories and you're locked up in an institution for being insane.

I wish for a pony!
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alienator · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:41 pm Post subject:

Granted! but its rocking pony

I wish for a pint Smile

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stalker · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:37 pm Post subject:

Granted, but I drank it for you Wink

I wish for this afternoon to go quicker!

alienator · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:52 pm Post subject:

Granted! But your car won't start...so your stuck at work Laughing

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy
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aalpha · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:04 am Post subject:

Granted!! But now you look like a deer in the headlights.

@Helen, I thought someone would crash my solved mystery wish with ME turning up missing. Laughing

I wish I could think up a neato wish no one can crash. Razz

I think I've got you. . . .
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area51newmexico · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:36 pm Post subject:

@ hehehe:)

Granted! But, but, but *goes anyway to think and comes back* this is not possible so the fabric of the universe breaks up and destroys everything (sorry that's the best I can do!)

I wish for a nice bar of chcolate in my hands
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alienator · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject:

Granted! but it melts very very quickly

I wish to have superhero powers
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aalpha · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:03 am Post subject:

Granted!! But your popularity drives you insane. All your attempts at suicide fail as a result of your powers. It goes back and forth forever.

I wish I knew every pressure point and could combine them to inflict serious illness, symptoms of horrible contaminations that lead to dead ends, thus remain mysteries since they only last for a few days and could deliver them without detection. And cannot hurt myself in my sleep.
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area51newmexico · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:46 pm Post subject:

lol aalphas I do love your wishesand they are bloody hard to corrupt!

Granted! However, it turns out that *everywhere* on the human body is a pressure point and the smallest touch, hurts everyone, including your nearest and dearest.

I wish I had a good singing voice
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alienator · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:16 pm Post subject:

Granted! but Simon Cowell still does not rate you Wink

I wish I could fly
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area51newmexico · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:53 pm Post subject:

Good I hate Simon Cowhead!

Granted! But you can't land so you're stuck in the air forever!

I wish I could draw reasonable well
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alienator · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:57 pm Post subject:

Granted! but your pencils keep braking

I wish I could do Christmas Day all over again Smile

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area51newmexico · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:23 pm Post subject:

Granted! But you're now broke for having to pay for two christmasses!

I wish that my laptop could tell the difference between my cat running across the keys and me typing! Thus I don't have to keep deleting 'dshdbfbhfbbbb' every few minutes while replying to posts!
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stalker · Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:11 pm Post subject:

Don't need to grant that one as it exists!! http://bitboost.com/pawsense/

I wish someone would go to the fridge for me as I need a beer! Smile

alienator · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:02 pm Post subject:

Granted! But your fridge is empty hehe

I wish my fridge would automatically fill up with beer
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