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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't need to grant that one as it exists!! http://bitboost.com/pawsense/


Lol! didn't know that

Back to Alien....

Granted! But it's rubbish, warm beer

I wish for this delivery driver to hurry up and deliver my shiney new 51" tv Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! But its not the one you ordered

I wish I could mute people when they talk trash
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! but it doesn't help as you can lip read Smile

I wish i was asleep as need to stay awake till midnight tomorrow at least!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! However, it is annouced that New Years has been put back 24hrs due to the recession. You try to stay awake the extra day, but drop asleep anyway, missing the big event.

I wish I had a better memory and that I could remember facts!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! But you remember too many facts & your brain overloads and pops

I wish my beer was never ending so i didnt have to go to the fridge every time
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! However you now constantly need a wee!

I wish my cat's poo smelt nicer (strange request, I know, but have you ever cleaned out a dirty litter tray?)
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! But it smells so nice you start to eat it (sorry if your eating but only reply I could think of) Laughing

I wish my son's room would stay tidy lol
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

( hahahahaha you made me almost spit my drink out reading that!! Razz )

Granted! but now Luke is not happy is he preferred a mess Smile

I wish this xmas holiday went on for longer
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad it made you laugh haha

Granted! But your stuck in your house with nothing to do as all your boys toys have been removed & you have been locked in your house Smile

I wish my rubbish would take itself to the bin
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(lol yes, I'm on my lunch Shocked )

Granted! However, in order to do so, the rubbish develops a mind of its own and takes over the world! All humans now hate you as they've been inslaved as you were too lazy to walk to the bin!

I wish for tea (just the way I like it) on tap so I can enjoy a perfect cuppa without having to wait for the water to boil etc
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! you can buy a Quooker tap: http://www.quookershop.co.uk/ alas it's £800 and you really can't justify that.

I wish it was home time already Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! But you lose your car keys & have to sleep at work

I wish for someone to give me the winning lottery numbers
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted!! Alas this is too obvious. . .

the ticket escapes your fingers and is taken into the clouds by an updraft. No one ever finds it.


I wish I could ask people at random for $200.00 to $800.00 and they just hand it over without blinking.


Did you know if a Dept. Store manager, overseeing 700 registers took $7.00 from each till twice a day for 6 months they would have $1,764,000.00. (most stores write off a loss under $10.00 - I doubt they'd write of 1400 a day for 180 days, IMHO but the script called for it)

I saw the TV show the other night uhhh, some CSI thingy where the perp was dying and felt the need to play Robin Hood.

Or would that be Robinette Hood?

Anyway she mailed out the disbursements and died and so basically got away with it. All the employees at the store got a heavy envelope.

I can't sleep. Can you tell?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*hugs aalpha* hope you're not thinking of getting a new job in a store and stealing from your employer? Laughing My friend works at a large supermarket (which I sharnt mention the name of but it's part of the 'Wallmark family') and one of the bosses who cash-up there actually did that! I don't think he stole *that* much but it got him fired anyway!

@ stalker - you know all the gadgets, don't you? Laughing

Anyway, back on track

Granted! However, those people who've you've just taken the money from, go without food or heating. Meanie.

I wish for a non-corrupt political system.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! but in order for this to happen you are put in charge

I wish the weather would warm up
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