The Wishing Well

area51newmexico · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:44 pm Post subject:

LOL how did you manage to write upside down?

Granted! Your printer has loads of ink but (like the printers at work) they read the Daily Express and talk! (I work at a printers by the way, if you were wondering)

I wish I had a babel fish (universal translator)
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Vagilik · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:29 am Post subject:

Granted!! 1 babel fish. universal translator. unfortunately its just like any other translator and loosely translates everything, if at all.

I wish I was a genie
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area51newmexico · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:52 pm Post subject:

Granted! Into the jar for 10,000 years and thrown into the Iraqi dessert! You are picked up by a goat-herder who asks you do horrid things:)

I wish for cat who didn't like walking across the keyboard whenever I'm using it!
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stalker · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:52 pm Post subject:

Granted! your cat's feet fall off!

I wish my house had a button you could press that would make it clean itself.

area51newmexico · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:11 pm Post subject:

Meanie! My poor kitty!

Granted! I move in and kick you out.

I wish for a swimming pool in my back garden
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alienator · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:30 am Post subject:

Granted! but its guarded by a shark

I wish to own my dream car
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area51newmexico · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:03 pm Post subject:

I really want it now it comes with a free shark!

Granted! It's a toy car and your little boy loves playing with it while you're inside

I wish for that my favourite bands were touring the UK and I had all-expenses-paid VIP tickets!
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stalker · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:42 am Post subject:

Granted!, but you cant attend any of the concerts as someone has super-glued you to your bed!

I wish for a nice cooked breakfast to be delivered to work Smile

alienator · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:03 pm Post subject:

Granted! but your boss forbids you to eat it & has it for himself

I wish my friends were as talented as me lol
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stalker · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:10 pm Post subject:

lol, dont need to grant that, i'm amazing Wink

I wish my friends were less cheeky Wink

area51newmexico · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:15 pm Post subject:

Granted! But you are bored and miss the abuse!
You wouldn't want that:)

I wish for my own personal slave
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alienator · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:27 am Post subject:

Granted! but he/she does not understand english & is completely useless

I wish for it to be sunny today
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stalker · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:27 pm Post subject:

Granted! and it is sunny - that will be five pounds please as there is a sun tax Smile

I wish to win the ebay item i just bid on without paying too much

alienator · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:58 pm Post subject:

Granted! but the seller messes you about & decides he doesn't want to sell the goods now

I wish to be a star
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stalker · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:58 pm Post subject:

granted - you are now a bright ball of fire a long way away in the night sky Wink

I wish i knew what my cat was thinking.