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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Bad idea: another officer realises & runs after you _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Good idea: as you're running away, there's a carefullx placed stone in your path. You jump over this but the officer does not _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Bad idea: as the officer falls over the stone he reaches out as far as he can &grabs your ankle...you fall to the floor & captured again. _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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stalker Forum Champion
Joined: 08 Jan 2009 Posts: 1622 Location: UK
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Good idea: the hand that grabbed you was a false hand, it falls off and you escape! |
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Bad idea: you're now missing your favourite 'hook' hand! _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:09 am Post subject: |
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Good idea: you still have money left over from your previous work & buy a new hook hand _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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stalker Forum Champion
Joined: 08 Jan 2009 Posts: 1622 Location: UK
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Bad idea: it doesnt fit |
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Good idea: the shop happily replace it with the right size _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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stalker Forum Champion
Joined: 08 Jan 2009 Posts: 1622 Location: UK
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Bad idea: the shop was argos, you got home, opened the box and found they'd given you some knickers by mistake! |
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Good idea: the knickers are very comfy and snug! _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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stalker Forum Champion
Joined: 08 Jan 2009 Posts: 1622 Location: UK
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Bad idea: you like your new knickers so much it's the only thing you wear out.. and you get arrested for indecency |
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Good idea: Your story is placed in a local newspaper. You become a cult celebrity with a fan club _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Bad idea: you are being stalked & it scares you _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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area51newmexico Goddess
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Good idea: you always know where our stalker is! _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Bad idea: there is more then one stalker _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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