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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Joke of the day Reply with quote

The seven dwarves were in the shower and were feeling happy. But happy got out and they were feeling grumpy.

(post your own joke now)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol legend!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grumpy got out and they got all Sleepy.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr and Mrs blooby in bed
Mrs blobby says:
'blobby blob blob blobby'
Mrs blobby says:
Will you just shut up and fucking swallow it!'

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard it "Snow White was in bed feeling Sleepy, but Sleepy got out and then she felt Grumpy".
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres a one liner i heard

"Incest: A game the whole family can play"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 pizzas are lying in the overn
one says:
"damn, it's hot in here"
the other replies:
"WTF? a talking pizza! Shocked "
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him.

Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety
violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the
back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.

-How do you tell a clubber from an emo?

Turn off the lights, if it glows its a clubber, if it cries its an emo.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

area51newmexico wrote:
-How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.

-How do you tell a clubber from an emo?

Turn off the lights, if it glows its a clubber, if it cries its an emo.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

area51newmexico wrote:
-How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.


Brilliant. As was the incest one. Hats off to the both of ya! Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three surgeons were bragging about their most amazing accomplishments.
The first doctor claimed, "A pianist came to me with all his fingers cut
off. I re-attatched them and he went on to play with the Philharmonic."
The 2nd boasted, "A boxer lost both his arms and legs, I re-connected them
and he became a world champion."
The 3rd then said, "This Texan was riding his horse and was hit by a train.
All that was left was the horse's ass and his hat. I sewed them together,
filled the hat with straw, and that man became the President."
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally, a new bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.

This hottest selling political bumper sticker comes from New York State:

"RUN HILARY RUN'

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one aalpha, I laughed.

The last Chaser's War on Everything, one of them got a portfolio of himself posing in his underpants and joined a press mob around Hillary, and asked her if he could be her intern. He said he'd supply the cigar and stain remover. She laughed it off, but her minders were annoyed.

They have video shorts online where you can watch it.
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