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nebrios
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts Reply with quote

I feel we should bring these facts out in a game of sorts.last chuck stading wins.
Rules.
only one fact per post

one post per day(24 hrs after previous)

last post wins
this competiton ends on the 1st January2008
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm haven't we mentioned about 1000 already in other posts?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

those don't count. Fine il start us off.

Chuck Norris goes to bed with a nightlight. Not cause chuck norris is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and the trademark roundhouse power kick. Before the deal could be completed, however, Chuck Norris used his newly acquired abilities to roundhouse the Devil back to Hell. The Devil, who appreciated the irony of the situation, forgave Chuck Norris.

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