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aalpha
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wellllll, now that I'm interacting with humans too, I got one for you today. Oh, I got called back to EMC finally, only 10 days this time instead of a full month.

Anyway a first time n00b, aka "she" was talking to me and a lifer, aka "him" while we were waiting for the last few minutes of the shift to pass.

She asked us who some guy on 2nd shift is and I said I worked with him last quarter but I don't remember his name. "He" said, I've never known his name, I only see him 10 minutes a day so I just don't know.

I said "You're so full of energy and spunk, go over there and say "♫♪ I'm "Her" ♫♪ (true names omitted) who ♫♪ are ♫♪ you??♫♪" To which she said this is going to cost both of you.

So we dutifully starting reaching in our pocket for whatever chump change we had and she said - - -

"That's right, whip it out"

To which we looked at each other and said "Do we want to go there?" At which point she realized what she said and promptly hit us both in the gut. Bitch!! Razz Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't beleive I didn't catch myself on this one today:

"Damnit! My nuts fell out the sack!"

(obviously peanuts fell out the sack when i tried to get them out they went on my desk instead of my hand)
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other day I had a seminar about Middle English grammar (and the changes from Old to Middle English). We had a sheet of example text, out lecturer picked out a verb and asked us to say whether it was singular or plural. Now it all wounds very innocent until I tell you that the verb was 'wanges' and his actual words were 'how many wanges has he got?'
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talking to Paul ( Erebus ) the other day, the following conversation was had


Paul - If you get him up, we can do it together!
Me - *Snigger*
Paul - *Sigh*
Me - Sorry, couldn't help it
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