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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:52 pm    Post subject: Benefits of walking Reply with quote

The Importance of Walking



Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,....... just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.


AND


Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehehe love them:)

First and last ones are the best.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Almost like I put that last one there Very Happy
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