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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: Joke of the day |
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The seven dwarves were in the shower and were feeling happy. But happy got out and they were feeling grumpy.
(post your own joke now) _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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whufc88 Forum Overlord
Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 4408 Location: Calafell, Spain
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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lol legend! _________________ You want ants!? That's how you get Ants! |
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Grumpy got out and they got all Sleepy. _________________
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Major Manlove Privates, on the double!
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 615 Location: East yorkshire/North Humberside
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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Mr and Mrs blooby in bed
Mrs blobby says:
'blobby blob blob blobby'
Mrs blobby says:
Will you just shut up and fucking swallow it!'
_________________ Its only after looking at ants through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that i realized just how often they catch fire |
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tafkao Forum Overlord
Joined: 19 Aug 2006 Posts: 3946
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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I heard it "Snow White was in bed feeling Sleepy, but Sleepy got out and then she felt Grumpy". |
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Kemo Forum Legend
Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 2089 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:07 am Post subject: |
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heres a one liner i heard
"Incest: A game the whole family can play" _________________
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Black Core Veteran Contributer
Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 474 Location: Gierle (Belgium)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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2 pizzas are lying in the overn
one says:
"damn, it's hot in here"
the other replies:
"WTF? a talking pizza! " _________________ I WON A SPYKE! wOOt! GO ME! LOL
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him.
Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety
violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the
back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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-How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
-How do you tell a clubber from an emo?
Turn off the lights, if it glows its a clubber, if it cries its an emo. _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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BubbleCum Forum Queen 2007
Joined: 30 Jun 2006 Posts: 1777 Location: cydonia
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL _________________
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Black Core Veteran Contributer
Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 474 Location: Gierle (Belgium)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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area51newmexico wrote: | -How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
-How do you tell a clubber from an emo?
Turn off the lights, if it glows its a clubber, if it cries its an emo. |
_________________ I WON A SPYKE! wOOt! GO ME! LOL
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AVARiCE Lowering the Tone Since 2005
Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 5780 Location: London, England
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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area51newmexico wrote: | -How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives. |
Brilliant. As was the incest one. Hats off to the both of ya!
~ Avarice _________________
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Three surgeons were bragging about their most amazing accomplishments.
The first doctor claimed, "A pianist came to me with all his fingers cut
off. I re-attatched them and he went on to play with the Philharmonic."
The 2nd boasted, "A boxer lost both his arms and legs, I re-connected them
and he became a world champion."
The 3rd then said, "This Texan was riding his horse and was hit by a train.
All that was left was the horse's ass and his hat. I sewed them together,
filled the hat with straw, and that man became the President." _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Finally, a new bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.
This hottest selling political bumper sticker comes from New York State:
"RUN HILARY RUN'
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper. _________________
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tafkao Forum Overlord
Joined: 19 Aug 2006 Posts: 3946
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Good one aalpha, I laughed.
The last Chaser's War on Everything, one of them got a portfolio of himself posing in his underpants and joined a press mob around Hillary, and asked her if he could be her intern. He said he'd supply the cigar and stain remover. She laughed it off, but her minders were annoyed.
They have video shorts online where you can watch it. |
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