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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:16 am    Post subject: Best quote ever Reply with quote

I don't care if Av decides it's not true ( http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp ) it's still a brilliant quote.

Candidate for 'Best Quote' 

POLK COUNTY, FLORIDA - SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him, hitting him 68 times. 
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented, immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, Sheriff Judd simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die." and that folks is an even better answer!!
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