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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:47 am    Post subject: The unexplained Reply with quote

I'm not sure if this will fly, but lets give it a go.

Your job is to 'explain the unexplainable'



Best 'story' 'suggestion' whatever gets to choose the next picture, please note it must be hard to explain though can be of anything.

I go first because I thought this up.

Go!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was photo shopped. Razz




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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A drunken man, Boris, decides to rob a bank, he steals a UPS delivery van and uses the truck as his getaway vehicle. He looses control of the vehicle and crashes it down the embankment - spilling the payload. Meanwhile, a young man, Freddie, is on his way to a wedding when he is ran over by the runaway van. His lovely suit is ripped to buggery. He doesn't have time to go back and change so he borrows a sewing machine from the truck and fixes himself up!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

area51newmexico wrote:
A drunken man, Boris, decides to rob a bank, he steals a UPS delivery van and uses the truck as his getaway vehicle. He looses control of the vehicle and crashes it down the embankment - spilling the payload. Meanwhile, a young man, Freddie, is on his way to a wedding when he is ran over by the runaway van. His lovely suit is ripped to buggery. He doesn't have time to go back and change so he borrows a sewing machine from the truck and fixes himself up!


Helen wins!

I found that google image searching for 'unexplainable images' was a good place to start Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Your turn guys!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taken last summer in the great Dutch cross dressing football leage riot. As seen there were many fires set and one of the players who was later deemed a hero is seen carrying his bat which he used to protect the only Victorias secret in Holland from being looted.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aalpha's house started burning in the middle of the night. He called the fire service and ran outside in his nightwear. This picture was taken as soon as the sun came out.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avarice wins! Your turn to post a mysterious piccy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danke.



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple go for a romantic date, horseriding on a beach. They are so busy kissing and groping that they do not notice the tide come in. The guy in the middle has just swum up to warn them that the tide will soon be too high for them to cope out there, when he has just seen what the boyfriend's hand is doing and is disgusted...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Brits aren't used to the heat, tropical weddings now take place in the cooler sea.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is a small/medium octopus in the water. . . .
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta be Rach's.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yaay!

I may have to stoop to toilet humour:


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"AVN? I thought this was KAPHCC. You want me to do what? Hmmm...ok"
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