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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:09 pm Post subject: The Wishing Well |
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Quote: | Welcome to the Wishing well, I hope you'll all enjoy.
The object here to make a wish, that no one can destroy.
For if your wish remains to stand, when evil minds are through.
It is my wish upon your wish, that it may soon come true.
One person wishes. The next must grant it, but also try to find a way to negate the wish with a condition created or related to the wish. |
So for example,
Poster 1: I wish for peace on earth
Poster 2: Granted! But there are no humans left alive!
I wish for good grades at school
Poster 3: Granted! But your school is destroyed by space aliens, before you have chance to hand in your super-good course work
I wish for.....
So my turn:
I wish for land full of kittens _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Granted!! But they are all spayed or neutered and die out.
I wish I could shape shift and infiltrate anything anywhere.
(Iran's nuke stuff) _________________
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! But by doing so you alter the fabric of reality and the world falls apart.
I wish for the ability to eat as much chocolate as I wany without getting fat. _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:52 am Post subject: |
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Granted!! Not only do you not get fat but your figure becomes the most perfect shape and contours ever known.
But you keep scores of blistering red zits on your face at all times.
I wish I could talk anybody into doing anything. _________________
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! However you get bored to death as you never have to do anything for yourself.
I wish to be able to travel around the world in an instant. _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! However the time machine is broke...
I wish I was going on holiday. _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:14 am Post subject: |
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Granted!! Now you're stuck on the runway for 18 hours and the toilet is out of order.
I wish I could invent a radio camera that could take pictures in the ocean with the same clarity as a Nikon D3 at a family reunion. No depth is too deep. You can spot a dime in the deepest sea. _________________
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! But the camera is eaten by a sea monster!
I wish I could watch any movie I wanted, whenever I wanted _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! But I can't give you a choice
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without gaining weight _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:29 am Post subject: |
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Granted!! But now your taste buds go numb.
I wish I had a team of elite commando cats who could follow my voice commands via receivers on collars and could carry out any task I give them. And they can talk. _________________
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! The cats follow your every word but sleep 23hrs a day!
I wish for more wishes! _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 4228 Location: Buckinghamshire
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! But they are not unlimited
I wish for my dream car _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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area51newmexico Goddess
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 10598 Location: East Yorkshire, England
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! But it has no engine so it sits on your driveway and rusts.
I wish for 1 million pounds! _________________ Helen, the Administratrix of www.area51newmexico.com
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alienator Oh Perfect One
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! butyou have to give me half
I wish for it to snow _________________ Some people are like Slinkies .....Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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aalpha Nicest Guy In The Universe/Site Admin
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 8399 Location: Where ever you need me I'll be there. Whatever you need done I'll do it. Made in the USA.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:00 am Post subject: |
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Granted!! Now I can't decide between "it is only 1/8th of an inch deep" or "it's 15 feet deep just when terrain above the 40th parallel goes into the latest ice age."
kkkk - the 1/8th inch one. Happy sledding!!! _________________
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